Say goodbye to mood swings (and everything else—because you're done) with this hilarious sweary colouring book designed just for you. Packed with calming mandalas and laugh-out-loud menopausal truths, F*ck Menopause is your personal therapy session. Whether you're battling night sweats or murderous rage, this book will let you colour away your stress one relatable saying at a time. And—bonus!—studies show that coloring mandalas for just thirty minutes a week can actually reduce menopause symptoms. So, pour yourself some herbal tea (or a large glass of ice), grab your coloured pencils, and reclaim your sanity one unapologetic expletive at a time.